[And of course, we have even MORE Bagpipe jokes. BTW, these are classic
“FlexiJokes” so you may interchange bagpipe with the instrument of your
choice that you wish to deride. Drummer. Cello. Saxophone. All fair game!]
Q. What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead
bagpiper in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A bagpiper.
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into It
Q. What do you call ten bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A start.
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. Trying to get away from the sound.
Q. “Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?”
A. “Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer.”
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
Q. Why do they call it a “kilt”?
A. Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
Q. What’s the definition of “optimism”
A. A professional bagpiper with a pager.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”