I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average
I’m not just a gardener, I’m a Plant Manager.
If idiots could fly, then the Grif.Net would be an airport.
God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then
pulled an all-nighter.
Most of my students are free of the ravages of intelligence.
I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as 4’s?
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in 65 years.
“IT GOES ON”.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”