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11/05/12 Grif.Net Blog – Words to Live By Which, part 5

11/05/12 Grif.Net Blog – Words to Live By Which, part 5

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average
drivers.

I’m not just a gardener, I’m a Plant Manager.

If idiots could fly, then the Grif.Net would be an airport.

God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then
pulled an all-nighter.

Most of my students are free of the ravages of intelligence.

I’m not opinionated. I’m just always right.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as 4’s?

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in 65 years.
“IT GOES ON”.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”