The Israelis and Iranians decided they did not want nuclear war and if
things continued to escalate they were going to blow each other up. One day
they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side’s
dog won would dominate the Middle East
Tehran found the biggest meanest Doberman, Pit Bull and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest wolves. They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his
siblings which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the
biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars five
inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Israelis showed up with a strange
animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Jews
because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten
seconds with the ferocious Iranian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly
waddled over towards the Iranian wolf-dog. The Iranian dog snarled and
leaped out of it’s cage and charged the Israeli dachshund. But, when it got
close enough to bite the Dachshund’s neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth
and consumed the Iranian dog in one bite.
The Ayatollah came up to the Netanyahu, shaking his head in disbelief. “We
don’t understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for years with the meanest dogs in the world. How could you Jews
“That’s nothing”, the Jewish leader replied. “We had the best plastic
surgeons in Tel Aviv working for years to make an alligator look like a
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