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09/26/12 Grif.Net Blog – Waiting in Line?

09/26/12 Grif.Net Blog – Waiting in Line?

A bus carrying only ugly people crashed into an oncoming truck, and everyone
inside died. As they stood at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and
meet their Maker, God decided to grant each person one wish because of the
grief they had experienced.  They’re all lined up, and God asked the first
one what the wish is. “I want to be gorgeous,” and so God snaps His fingers,
and it is done. The second one in line hears this and said “I want to be
gorgeous too.” Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This went on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God
was halfway down the line, the last guy in the line started laughing.

When there were only ten people left, this guy was rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally, God reached this last guy and asked him what
his wish will be. The guy eventually calmed down and said:

“Make ’em all ugly again”.

NEXT TIME YOU’RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY!

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”