09/18/12 Grif.Net Blog – Random Ramblings

09/18/12 Grif.Net Blog – Random Ramblings

[Though we’d known each other since Freshmen in college, my wife and I
looked back this week on 44 years since our first date (we were older and
knew better, but . . .) Here are some chuckles about marriage/dating – NONE
of which applies to us, of course.]

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is called a husband.”

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with
a car battery.”

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut
and his checkbook open.”

“Women hope men will change after marriage but they don’t; men hope women
won’t change but they do.”

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,
you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

“When we go out, we always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

“I never mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I’m delighted when she
finally gets to it.”

“In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.”

“My wife said she’s never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”