[I’d like to move on to some other humor, but the daily headlines are
calling my name.]
Overheard at the courts: “I want to play badminton at the Olympics so
badly.”
Overheard at 10 Downing Street: “Governor Romney should get a gold medal for
backpedaling.”
Overheard in Hollywood: “Burt Reynolds wishes he could be at the Olympics.
With all the canoeing and shooting he thinks it would be a natural for a
remake of ‘Deliverance’.”
Overheard at the Aquatic Center: “Another USA medal? You’d think the Finns
would have an advantage.”
Overheard at Habitat for Humanity: “I gave some Olympic gymnasts a job
helping build a house. They were terrible with the ceiling and walls, but
nailed the landing.”
At NBC: “Olympic fishing began today and it was fed live on the ‘net to
computers. Sadly no one got a good stream.”
At the office: “We’re not allowed to watch the Olympics on TV at work today,
but I guess everyone is okay with that. Whole place seems full of people
happily yelling at their computers as they work.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”