[While many believe my wordplays are just “some antics”, I really enjoy
them. My last two reports from the Olympic Games has brought YOUR response.
Besides groaning and moaning, here is a smattering.]
The Olympic Committee has filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against
Wal-Mart, alleging the company’s logo resembles Cheetos engaged in
synchronized swimming.
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Remember, summer Olympics, summer not.
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In celebration of the Summer Olympics, do you know what they call the
Olympic Officials with the stopwatches? They are the souls that time men’s
tries.
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A reporter in the Olympic village saw a man carrying around a long metal
stick, and said, “Hello, are you a pole vaulter?”
“No, I’m a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”
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At least one grif.net reader appreciated the attempt, saying “A good pun is
its own reword.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”