When a friend arrived home, his wife told him that the cleaning lady whom
they had recently dismissed had stolen two of their plush towels as a
“How dare she!” stormed the husband.
“I know,” said his wife, “and they were our two best towels – you know, one
we took off the Celebrity Cruise Ship in March and the other from the Hilton
Hotel when we vacationed in Hawaii last year.”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”