[Credit for this forward to SM, but hope his wife doesn't find out]
The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
A dog’s parents never visit you.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor.
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
If a dog leaves you, it won’t take half of everything you own.
You’ve never seen a dog cry.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs think you sing great.
Your dog would rather have you buy it a hamburger dinner than a lobster.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”