Does the length of ‘in a minute’ depend on which side of the bathroom door
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your
thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”