[Today their mom and dad come in from the airport, so this is the LAST of
the jokes designed for the kids. And all of God's people said, 'Amen'.]
What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Did you hear about the piece of wood with nothing to do?
It was board.
What’s brown, smells like bananas and lives in a bell tower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame.
Why did the elephant sit on a marshmallow?
So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Why did the hamburger cross the street?
To ketchup with the fries.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
What did the 8 say to the 0?
How was the all-you-can-eat buffet?
What happens if a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.
AND THE VERY BEST JOKE OF THE WEEK (seriously funny)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”