You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers free.” You believe in 2012 the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. Next year you’ll lobby that “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on…

You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers free.” You believe in 2012 the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. Next year you’ll lobby that “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on…