[With such an underwhelming response to jokes to keep my grandkids busy, I
thought I'd try a different type of humor - the "how" jokes. Not better,
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
How does a biologist call home?
He uses a cell phone.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Use tomato paste.
How does the Man in the Moon get his haircut?
“How about we go to the movies?” the male flea said to the female flea.
She answered, “Sure. Shall we walk or take the dog?”
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring.
How did the race between the waves end?
They were tide.
How come ‘Hot’ is faster than ‘Cold’?
You can catch a cold.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”