[With my daughter and her hubby abandoning their kids to our care for the
week, I decided to help them with high-quality humor. And grif.net humor,
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?
She ran away from the ball, and she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they can’t remember the words.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
Why do fire departments have Dalmatians?
To help them find the hydrants.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the scientist install a brass knocker on his door?
To win the no-bell prize.
Why did the Indian have a hard time getting into the hotel?
He didn’t have a reservation.
Why are there so many Johnson’s in the phone book?
Because they all have phones.
Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the Pilgrims’ pants fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the fish blush?
She saw the ocean’s bottom.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”