You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30
and have summers free.”
You believe in 2012 the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt
Next year you’ll lobby that “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on
the report cards.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you
don’t know in order to correct their behavior.
You believe in aerial Prozac spraying of all playgrounds beginning in
You’ve had your profession slammed by someone who “wouldn’t never dream” of
doing your job.
When you quietly mention “vegetables”, you’re not always talking about a
You think people should be required to get a teacher’s permission slip
before being allowed to reproduce.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
Meeting a child’s parent at the end of the school year instantly answered
the question: “Why is the kid like this?”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”