[Odd collection of jokes for our 42nd wedding anniversary]
Teresa and I have a great relationship. She has a communications and speech
degree and my undergrad was in theology and theater. She talks a lot and I
act like I’m listening.
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Bob: I think our kids got their brains from me.
Teresa: I think they must have – I’ve still got mine.
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As a pastor, our children were always playing church, baptism, and weddings.
One was overheard saying: “You have the right to remain silent, anything you
say may be held against you, you have the right to an attorney, you may kiss
the bride.”
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Teresa on our honeymoon: I’m nervous about checking into a motel as
newlyweds. What can I do to make the manager think we’ve been married for a
while?
Bob: First off, you carry the suitcase.
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Teresa was invited to a “White Elephant Party.” Every guest was to bring
something that she could not find any use for, and yet seemed too good to
just throw away.
I was happy she asked me to go with her.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”