When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to separate ourselves from humanity and the sinfulness that pervades it so, a God given conscience and the Holy Spirit call us to action. We hold these truths to be self evident, that God in six days created the heavens…

[Today their mom and dad come in from the airport, so this is the LAST of the jokes designed for the kids. And all of God’s people said, ‘Amen’.] What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school? Bison. If April showers bring…

[Still watching grandkids while their parents echo about in the Grand Canyon. So guess what? YOU benefit by getting a fourth type of Grade School jokes designed to make a 5th and a 3rd grader laugh. Or groan.] Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It’s all over…

[With such an underwhelming response to jokes to keep my grandkids busy, I thought I’d try a different type of humor – the “how” jokes. Not better, just different] How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique…

[More humor aimed to keep the grandkids quiet this = week.]   What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in = common? They both have the same middle = name.   What did one ocean say to the other = ocean? Nothing, they just waved.   What…

[With my daughter and her hubby abandoning their kids to our care for the week, I decided to help them with high-quality humor. And grif.net humor, too.] Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. Why was Cinderella so lousy at…

A little boy about 10 years old was standing on the sidewalk in front of a shoe store, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the boy and said, “My little fellow, why are you looking so earnestly in that window?” “I was asking God…

The little girl had been naughty in school. By way of punishment, she was directed by the teacher to remain in her seat after class until she had written an original composition containing not less than fifty words. In a surprisingly short space of time, she offered the following, and…

The story is told by an English Pastor of a visiting Evangelist from the States who had come to speak in his church. The Evangelist arrived late in the evening, well past Timmy’s (the pastor’s son) bedtime. But the next morning the boy asked his father if he would be…

You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers free.” You believe in 2012 the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. Next year you’ll lobby that “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on…

You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers free.” You believe in 2012 the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. Next year you’ll lobby that “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on…

[Odd collection of jokes for our 42nd wedding anniversary] Teresa and I have a great relationship. She has a communications and speech degree and my undergrad was in theology and theater. She talks a lot and I act like I’m listening. ~~ Bob: I think our kids got their brains…

At a recent family gathering, a small boy turned to his Aunt Edna and said: “My Goodness, you’re ugly!” His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him to one side and gave him a real talking-to before ordering him to go back and say ‘sorry’ to his…