Teacher: Don’t you want to be in the top half of your graduating class?
Pupil: I’m content to be one of the students who make the top half possible!
Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?
Pupil: Isn’t the horse supposed to draw it?
Teacher: Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
Pupil: Stop taking baths?
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze?
Pupil: Hot water!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the
Pupil: Obviously you didn’t realize the cow ate all the grass!
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telephone lines?
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”