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04/23/12 Grif.Net – Smiling at the Thought

04/23/12 Grif.Net – Smiling at the Thought

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. =
He
thought he was God and I didn’t.

 

I used to have a handle on life, but it =
broke.

 

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to =
me.

 

I’m not a compete idiot — some parts are =
missing!

 

Consciousness: that annoying time between =
naps.

 

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be =
when I
grew up.

 

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park =
elsewhere!

 

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up =
three
thousand times the memory.

 

The trouble with life is there’s no background =
music.

 

I smile because I don’t know what is really going =
on.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"