My husband and I divorced over religious differences. =
He
thought he was God and I didn’t.
I used to have a handle on life, but it =
broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to =
me.
I’m not a compete idiot — some parts are =
missing!
Consciousness: that annoying time between =
naps.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be =
when I
grew up.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park =
elsewhere!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up =
three
thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there’s no background =
music.
I smile because I don’t know what is really going =
on.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"