The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of
emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a
garage makes you a car.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”