03/21/12 Grif.Net – Jabs on the Campaign Trail

03/21/12 Grif.Net – Jabs on the Campaign Trail

[Lots of humor out there between the President and the Candidates. Jokes are
often interchangeable so borrow one and use it for/against your choices!!]

The President was heckled by someone in the UCLA crowd who said, ‘Don’t
forget about legalizing marijuana.’
The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L.A.

Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than
Barack Obama.
After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement.

What’s Obama’s new slogan for the 2012 campaign in these tough times?
‘Spare Change You Can Believe In’

Rick Santorum’s overall approval rating is 38%. Sadly, his sweater vest
comes in at only 17%.

Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can’t stop doing it.

Was the President correct when he compared himself to Gandhi?
It is true. He’s created a lot of jobs in India.

After 3 years of Obama, most Americans woke up and realized that 15 years
ago we had entrepreneurs like Steve Jobs, entertainers like Johnny Cash and
comedians like Bob Hope. Today we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”