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03/20/12 Grif.Net – Q&A

03/20/12 Grif.Net – Q&A

Planning to visit grandkids in a few weeks, so gotta “up” my jokes for them.
Well, try to do better . . .

Q. What do you call a cow without legs?
A. Ground beef.

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel.

Q. How did my grandson act just like George Washington?
A. Both went down in history.

Q. Why do we dress newborn baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
A. Because they can’t dress themselves.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with.

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.

Q. What do you call a thief who fell and broke his leg in wet cement?
A. A hardened criminal.

Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the
pause.

Q. What kind of street do ghosts want to live on?
A. A dead end.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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