Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold
water?
Is it possible to have too much moderation?
Why is it that in order to support something, one must lean against it?
Is there a delicate way to say “euphemism?”
Is an ambulance driver required to pull over when he hears a siren?
People always worry about wasting “good money.” Has anyone ever seen “bad
money?”
What is the street value of a street?
Has anyone ever had a soft day at work?
Has a student ever been surprised by the absence of a quiz?
If you stand on a fence in the middle of a field, which side is greener?
When is Santa Claus’ birthday?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”