02/23/12 Grif.Net – By the Numbers

02/23/12 Grif.Net – By the Numbers

Time for some jokes for my 10 (count ’em) wonderful Grandkids from
kindergarten to algebra.

Q. What did 0 say to 8?
A. Nice Belt

Q. If you add 3+5+7 and your total is 6, what kind of job is best for you?
A. A golf caddy

Q. What did one math book say to another?
A. Don’t bother me. I have enough problems of my own.

Q. Why were the boys are looking at the geometry textbook?
A. Because it had acute angles.

Q. Why was 10 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9 . . and 10 is next

Q. Having problems with Math homework?
A. Call Grandpa Griffin at 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

Q. Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
A. It was 90 degrees

Q. What is odd about this: eleven plus two = twelve plus one
A. It is an anagram

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi

Q. In Las Vegas they learn to count one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten. What comes next?
A. Jack, Queen, King, Ace

Q. How do you make a “one” vanish?
A. Add a “g” and it’s “gone”.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”