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02/22/12 Grif.Net – Report form Grandma

02/22/12 Grif.Net – Report form Grandma

Dear Grandson:

It’s been a long winter and I have become a little older since I saw you
last. Also, I’ve had a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen
everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see
John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of
my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He
doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to
joint.

After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh yes, on the side I’m also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Grandma

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be
thinking of the hereafter. I told him, “Oh I do it all the time. No matter
where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the
basement, I ask myself, “Now, what am I here after?”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”