It’s amazing how stores seem to take Valentines Day to heart.
And here is an adaptation of 10 Commandments for this special day for guys
like me.
I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me.
II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me
behind my back.
III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.
IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too darn weird.
V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed
to be seen with thee.
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if
thou knowest what’s good for thee.
VII. Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse while I am in thy bathroom,
nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my cell phone.
VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.
IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor’s house.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor
stereo, nor BMW, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”