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01/17/12 Grif.Net – Famous Quotations on Food

01/17/12 Grif.Net – Famous Quotations on Food

Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate.

I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of
789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and
that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.

It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a
homegrown tomato.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial
flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you’re apt to be a
hermit.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled
as good as bacon.

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have
been all over it.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to
eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”