[Only five days until I get to spoil four grandkids rotten. But we will
have a mandatory question/answer time to be certain they inherited grandpa’s
warped humor]
Q: What type of book would a criminal write that explained how he couldn’t
have committed the crime?
A: An alibiography.
Q: Which denominations are accepted at grandpa’s church?
A: All denominations are welcome, but we prefer at least twenties and
fifties.
Q: What did the papa buffalo say to the baby buffalo before he went to work?
A: “Bison”.
Q: You can tune a piano, but how do you tuna fish?
A: You play on its scales.
Q: Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Q: What’s the difference between zombies?
A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don’t.
Q: What do you call two psychics who marry and fall in love?
A: A pair-a-normal people.
Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”