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11/03/11 Grif.Net – November Bad Puns

11/03/11 Grif.Net – November Bad Puns

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of
plant can be a strain.
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Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses? They
will be for people who love meat tender.
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If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him
bambidextrous?
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My granddaughter’s doll lost a foot, so I suggested she take it to a plastic
surgeon.
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He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it, because he was a gluten for
punishment.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”