[Recently we’ve receive a rash of letters from folks who would like to work
for our clinic. Here are some “phrases” that, when I read, immediately
mean filing the letter in the circular file.]
“I’m really anxious to work for you and to have access to all those drugs.”
“I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have
worked for has since closed down.”
“I’ll kill myself if I don’t get a job.”
“Remember, I know where you live.”
“I was recently acquitted.”
“Like you, I’m really tall, so I think I’d be well suited to this job.”
“Happy faces” or “Smilies” in the text.
“I’m looking for a position with full Internet access so I can keep in touch
with my friends.”
“What are my chances of getting a sunny corner office?”
“I’d prefer red as the color of my company car.”
“I can start immediately. I’m presently living in my car in your company
parking lot.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”