Q. What do you call a cat that ate a duck?
A. A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
Q. What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
A. He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Q. What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A. A paws.
Q. What happens to an owl that has lost its voice?
A. He didn’t give a hoot.
Q. What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A. A piiig.
Q. How do you stop a dog for chasing everyone on a bicycle?
A. Take his bike away.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”