A Californian has invented a robotic parking attendant. He’s calling it the
My wife drives like lightning. Not that she drives fast, but that she hits
If you smuggle cars into the country, are you trafficking?
A fellow came in the office and asked for the quickest way to Wal-Mart.
So I asked him, “Are you walking or driving?”
“Well, that’s the quickest way.”
When a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat him
down and told him she had good news and bad news about the car.
Quickly he said, “What’s the good news?”
She replied, “The air bag works.”
A father was driving his son to school when he inadvertently made an illegal
turn at a traffic light. Realizing his mistake, he said, “Oops, I just made
an illegal turn.”
“It’s OK, Dad,” said his son. “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”