Did you hear about the hyena what swallowed a bouillon cube? He made a
laughing stock of himself.
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Two cows were talking in a field one day.
The first cow said: “Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that’s going
around?”
The second cow said: “Yeah. Makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?”
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If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don’t cows die of heart attacks?
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Two sheep were standing in a field.
One went: “Baaaa.”
“Huh,” said the second, “I was going to say that.”
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Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town and got a
traffic ticket for making a ewe turn?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”