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09/16/11 Grif.Net – Assorted Animal Funnies

09/16/11 Grif.Net – Assorted Animal Funnies

Did you hear about the hyena what swallowed a bouillon cube? He made a
laughing stock of himself.

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Two cows were talking in a field one day.

The first cow said: “Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that’s going
around?”

The second cow said: “Yeah. Makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?”

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If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don’t cows die of heart attacks?

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Two sheep were standing in a field.

One went: “Baaaa.”

“Huh,” said the second, “I was going to say that.”

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Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town and got a
traffic ticket for making a ewe turn?

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”