Sept 13, 1968 (you guessed it, a Friday) was my first date with Teresa.
Thought some dating/marriage thoughts I’ve heard would be appropriate today.
**Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my
pockets.
**My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
**Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
**My wife really worships me. She puts burnt offerings in front of me every
day.
**Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it!
**My wife has a terrible memory – she never forgets anything.
**I still miss my old boyfriend. But my aim is getting better.
**Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy? Same thing.
**Is “I do” the shortest sentence in the world or the longest?
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”