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08/16/11 Grif.Net – Political Insights

08/16/11 Grif.Net – Political Insights

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a subject.

A little girl asked her father, ‘Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time”‘?
The father replied, ‘No. Some begin with – “If I am elected”.’

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

Illinois voted to limit elected officials to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they’re nice guys.

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”