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08/02/11 Grif.Net – It’s So Hot

08/02/11 Grif.Net – It’s So Hot

It’s so hot today..

the nation is under a “heat dome” but will have plenty of shade under our 14
trillion dollar debt ceiling

that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

ice pops are melting in the freezer

that I actually felt emotionally bonded to my air conditioner this morning;
it completes me

the weather is 95 and hazy. Kind of like John McCain

that Dick Cheney considered water-boarding himself

that a cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban

the National Weather Service has issued the fat-guy-in-a-tank- top warning

that I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen

that I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner

that cows are giving evaporated milk

that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used
as a branding iron

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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