Doctor: “How is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”
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Patient walks into a doctor’s office and said, “I think people just ignore
me.”
Doctor: “Next!”
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Doctor: “Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?”
Patient: “What pills?”
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Sleep specialist: “And did you try my plan of counting sheep coming through
a gate?”
Patient: “Well, I counted up to a hundred and twenty thousand, six hundred
and thirty-nine, and then it was time to get up.”
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!”
Doctor: “First thing I’d advise is to stay out of those two places!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”