05/09/11 Grif.Net -Monday Morning Bumper Stickers

05/09/11 Grif.Net -Monday Morning Bumper Stickers

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet.

If We Quit Voting, Will They Go Away?

When money talks, no one criticizes its accent.

My bank account needs month-month resuscitation.

I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.

All Men Are Animals. Some Just make Better Pets.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to
play chess?

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”