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02/15/11 Grif.Net – Wyoming Students are SMART

02/15/11 Grif.Net – Wyoming Students are SMART

Joshie wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher
with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get
a spanking!”

~~
The teacher came up with a good problem. “Suppose,” she asked the
second-graders, “there were a dozen sheep and six of them got through a hole
in the fence. How many would be left?”

“None,” answered little Norman.

“None? Norman, you don’t know your arithmetic.”

“Teacher, you don’t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!”

~~
Amanda came home from her first day at school. Mother asked, “What did you
learn today?”

With a downturned gaze Amanda replied, “Not enough. I have to go back
tomorrow.”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”