[Even MORE indications of getting older . . . ]
You remember when Google, Wii. Netflix, iPod, email, modem were unheard of
and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
You use more 4 letter words –“what?” “when?”
Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?
Most of the people in People Magazine you’ve never heard of.
Everybody whispers.
You don’t have hair under your arms and very little on your legs, but your
chin needs to be plucked daily.
What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on
everything — movies, hotels, flights.
The last 2 outfits you wore had spots on them.
The five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15, and you have a better chance
of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”