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09/30/10 Grif.Net – T Shirt Slogan Ideas

09/30/10 Grif.Net – T Shirt Slogan Ideas

Saw a bunch of T-shirts in Alaska and British Columbia last couple weeks
advertising places, towns, and glaciers. Yes, I have 2-3 in my dresser now.
But thought THESE were more like “real life” slogans.

I’m so busy I don’t know if I found a rope or lost a horse

I’ll give you 4-to-1 odds that I can stop gambling

I’m not short; I’m fun sized

Be careful or you will end up in my next novel

2010 Winner of American Idle

I’ll have a cafĂ©-mocha valium latte to go, please

Destined for greatness; just pacing myself

I’m retired; you’re not. Ha Ha Ha

D.A.D.D. = Dad’s Against Daughters Dating

Some people say I have a bad attitude. They can rot.

So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been

I used to care but I take a pill for that now

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support

If you woke up this morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life

And my favorite?
I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in order like they should
be

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”