1. (For this one, you have to know that it’s really easy to get lost in the
maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator
went to the front of the ship.
2. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above
the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something,
one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the
button for their floor.
3. A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed
down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When
asked what the problem was, the groom started yelling at the desk clerk. “We
booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the
window is a parking lot!”
4. There was some mix-up with a woman’s room. The clerk (or whatever they
are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, “Would
you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?” She replied, “Well, it looks
like it might rain today. I’d better get an inside cabin.”
5. Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they
fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water? The cruise director
answered, “Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so rough today.”
6. Someone always asks, “Does the ship run on generators?” The Cruise
Director usually tells them, “No, we just have a very long power line
running to the mainland.”
7. And the best question? “What do you do with the ice sculptures after they
melt?”
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”