Top 10 Word Plays
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
If you throw a cat out the car window does it become kitty litter?
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into
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Dr Bob Griffin
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