[School is starting so thought a few Student/Teacher laughs might brighten
the dismal outlook (of teachers AND students)]
Student: “I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!”
Teacher: “I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!”
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Student: I get up early!
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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Student: I tried, but there was someone already there!
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Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Student: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?
Student: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”