[After watching that imbecile on television who claims to know what common
household pets are thinking, we thought we’d give it a try.]
Dog: “They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.”
Goldfish: “Just because I have a three-second memory, they don’t think I’ll
mind eating the same fish flakes over and over…………… Oh boy! Fish
flakes!”
Dog: “Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it
is!”
Parrot: “Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me
a cracker? Oh, no!”
Cat: “Why are these people in my house?”
Dog: “The ‘pretending to throw a stick’ game is getting old, but I seem
unable to stop myself from looking for it.”
Bunny: “I wonder if she will notice I pooped in her pillow case?”
Hamster: “Kill me, please. This wheel is boring.”
Dog: “Why is the baby eating my food? ”
Iguana: “Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my
food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.
Cat: “Oh no, he’s picking me up to do another ‘land on all fours off the
balcony’ test again.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”