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06/17/10 Grif.Net – Odd Thoughts

06/17/10 Grif.Net – Odd Thoughts

A lot of money in Vegas is tainted – taint yours and taint mine either.

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There’s the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, “I
bet you wouldn’t marry me.” The story goes that she not only called his bet
but she raised him five!

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Two Wyomingites went to honeymoon in Vegas. The young couple wanted to have
some fun at the slot machines and each agreed that when their $20 allotted
money was gone, they would go to the front of the casino and sit on the
bench to wait for the other.

The fellow quickly lost all of his money and went to sit on the bench. He
waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, he
saw his new bride coming toward him carrying a huge sack of coins. The groom
jumped up and said “Hey, Honey, it looks like you hit it big.”

“Oh yeah. I found a great machine way back by the cashier’s area and
couldn’t lose! Every time you put a dollar in it, four quarters came out!

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Ask me how I found out reading in the Nevada sun by the pool makes you well
red.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”