[We cannot end June without a little more Wedding humor. And truisms. And
confessions.]
Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny
I married MR. RIGHT, I didn’t know his first name was ALWAYS!
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because [...]
The experimental salt-water algae farm was having difficulty because of the
depletion of the plants by hundreds of terns. An ornithologist was hired to
solve the problem.
His solution was to grow cannabis sativa plants along the rim of the algae
tanks. The terns would nibble at the cannabis and leave the algae alone.
Cost was the only [...]
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: A totally black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was
cruising around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on
at [...]
To realize the value of a sister or brother:
Ask someone who doesn’t have one.
To realize the value of ten years:
Ask a newly divorced couple.
To realize the value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.
To realize the value [...]
Sherlock Holmes and his faithful companion Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
They find a beautiful spot and set up their tent. After a full day of
enjoying nature, they go into their tent and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes Dr. Watson and says, “Look up at the sky and
tell me what you see.” [...]
Answers overheard in Sunday School . . .
Q. Does anyone here know what a bishop does?
A. Moves diagonally.
Q. Why did the Israelis make a golden calf?
A. They didn’t have enough gold to make a cow.
Q. Where do people go who use bad language?
A. To the golf course.
Q. What happened to Joan of Arc?
A. She [...]
School’s been out a while and terrible jokes, riddles and groaners are
missing from your kitchen table? NOT ANY MORE!!
Q. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what is four and five?
A. Nine.
Q. What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A. Mississippi
Q. What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
A. Smarty pants.
Q. [...]
Marilyn wrote to say, “I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I’m
just sayin’, after 55 years, I can still fit into the earrings I wore in
high school”
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Bob sent this testimonial. “As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have
trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door
(whose bedroom looks like Mission Control) and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was [...]
For two years they knew each other with mutual and growing dislike. He was
the wild youth, pushing the envelope, while she was Miss prim and proper.
Both were gifted, talented, in plays and choirs, but no inclination to think
of one another.
Friday the 13th of September 1968. Propelled together as upper classmen in a
new school, they [...]
More than anything, my old friend JJ wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on
him while he visited me in Wyoming, I took him to a rancher friend of mine
and asked him to show JJ around.
JJ was excited. The old rancher took him to the corral and showed him a
rope, telling him, “This is [...]
A lot of money in Vegas is tainted – taint yours and taint mine either.
~~
There’s the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, “I
bet you wouldn’t marry me.” The story goes that she not only called his bet
but she raised him five!
~~
Two Wyomingites went to honeymoon in Vegas. The young [...]
The devout cowboy in Wyoming lost his favorite Bible while he was mending
fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the
cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” [...]
