05/13/10 Grif.Net – Existential Zingers

05/13/10 Grif.Net – Existential Zingers

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

What did love say to fear? Nothing. Love knows no fear.

Why do they bother saying “raw” sewage? Do some people cook that stuff?

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was
locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours!”
He goes: “Not in a row!”

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks
he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says,
“We would, but we need the eggs.”

I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could

Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of
dinner he turned to me and said, “Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?”

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all
over the world.

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any
time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Let me ask you something–if someone’s lying, are their pants really on

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”