05/31/10 Memorial Day Grif.Net – Story of a Pilot

My lead flight attendant came to me and said, “We have an H.R. on this
flight.” (H.R. stands for human remains.) “Are they military?” I asked.

‘Yes’, she said.

‘Is there an escort?’ I asked.

‘Yes, I already assigned him a seat’.

‘Would you please tell him to come to the flight-deck? You can board him
early.”

A short while later a young army sergeant entered the flight deck. He was
the image of the perfectly dressed soldier. He introduced himself and I
asked him about his soldier. The escorts of these fallen soldiers talk about
them as if they are still alive and still with us. ‘My soldier is on his way
back to Virginia,’ he said.

He proceeded to answer my questions, but offered no words. I asked him if
there was anything I could do for him and he said no. I told him that he had
the toughest job in the military and that I appreciated the work that he
does for the families of our fallen soldiers. The first officer and I got up
out of our seats to shake his hand. He left the flight deck to find his
seat.

We completed our preflight checks, pushed back and performed an uneventful
departure. About 30 minutes into our flight I received a call from the lead
flight attendant in the cabin.

‘I just found out the family of the soldier we are carrying is on board’,
she said. She then proceeded to tell me that the father, mother, wife and
2-year old daughter were escorting their son, husband, and father home. The
family was upset because they were unable to see the container that the
soldier was in before we left. We were on our way to a major hub at which
the family was going to wait four hours for the connecting flight home to
Virginia.

The father of the soldier told the flight attendant that knowing his son was
below him in the cargo compartment and being unable to see him was too much
for him and the family to bear. He had asked the flight attendant if there
was anything that could be done to allow them to see him upon our arrival.
The family wanted to be outside by the cargo door to watch the soldier being
taken off the airplane. I could hear the desperation in the flight
attendants voice when she asked me if there was anything I could do.. ‘I’m
on it’, I said. I told her that I would get back to her.

Airborne communication with my company normally occurs in the form of e-mail
like messages. I decided to bypass this system and contact my flight
dispatcher directly on a secondary radio. (There is a radio operator in the
operations control center who connects you to the telephone of the
dispatcher.) I was in direct contact with the dispatcher. I explained the
situation I had on board with the family and what it was the family wanted.
He said he understood and that he would get back to me.

Two hours went by and I had not heard from the dispatcher. We were going
to get busy soon and I needed to know what to tell the family. I sent a text
message asking for an update. I saved the return message from the
dispatcher:

‘Captain, sorry it has taken so long to get back to you. There is policy on
this now and I had to check on a few things. Upon your arrival a dedicated
escort team will meet the aircraft. The team will escort the family to the
ramp and plane side. A van will be used to load the remains with a
secondary van for the family. The family will be taken to their departure
area and escorted into the terminal where the remains can be seen on the
ramp. It is a private area for the family only. When the connecting
aircraft arrives, the family will be escorted onto the ramp and plane side
to watch the remains being loaded for the final leg home.

Captain, most of us here in flight control are veterans. Please pass our
condolences on to the family. Thanks.’

I sent a message back telling flight control thanks for a good job. I
printed out the message and gave it to the lead flight attendant to pass on
to the father. The lead flight attendant was very thankful and told me, ‘You
have no idea how much this will mean to them.’

Things started getting busy for the descent, approach and landing. After
landing, we cleared the runway and taxied to the ramp area. The ramp is huge
with 15 gates on either side of the alleyway. It is always a busy area with
aircraft maneuvering every which way to enter and exit. When we entered the
ramp and checked in with the ramp controller, we were told that all traffic
was being held for us.

‘There is a team in place to meet the aircraft’, we were told. It looked
like it was all coming together, then I realized that once we turned the
seat belt sign off, everyone would stand up at once and delay the family
from getting off the airplane. As we approached our gate, I asked the
copilot to tell the ramp controller we were going to stop short of the gate
to make an announcement to the passengers. He did that and the ramp
controller said, ‘Take your time.’

I stopped the aircraft and set the parking brake. I pushed the public
address button and said, ‘Ladies and gentleman, this is your Captain
speaking. I have stopped short of our gate to make a special announcement.
We have a passenger on board who deserves our honor and respect. His Name is
Private XXXXXX, a soldier who recently lost his life. Private XXXXXX is
under your feet in the cargo hold. Escorting him today is Army Sergeant
XXXXXXX. Also, on board are his father, mother, wife, and daughter. Your
entire flight crew is asking for all passengers to remain in their seats to
allow the family to exit the aircraft first. Thank you.’

We continued the turn to the gate, came to a stop and started our shutdown
procedures. A couple of minutes later I opened the cockpit door. I found the
two forward flight attendants crying, something you just do not see. I was
told that after we came to a stop, every passenger on the aircraft stayed in
their seats, waiting for the family to exit the aircraft.

When the family got up and gathered their things, a passenger slowly started
to clap his hands. Moments later more passengers joined in and soon the
entire aircraft was clapping. Words of ‘God Bless You’, I’m sorry, thank
you, be proud, and other kind words were uttered to the family as they
made their way down the aisle and out of the airplane. They were escorted
down to the ramp to finally be with their loved one.

Many of the passengers disembarking thanked me for the announcement I had
made. They were just words, I told them, I could say them over and over
again, but nothing I say will bring back that brave soldier.”

~~

Prayer:
‘Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect
us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us
in our time of need. Amen.’

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/29/10 Weekend Grif.Net – Looking for Heaven

["If God Is Good" by Randy Alcorn, Multnomah Press]

I heard a story of a kind-hearted king who finds a blind, destitute orphan
boy while hunting in a forest. The kind takes the boy to his palace, adopts
him as his son, and provides for his care. He sees that the boy receives
the finest education. The boy is extremely grateful, and he loves the king,
his new father, with all his heart,

When the boy turns twenty, a surgeon performs an operation on his eyes, and
for the first time he is able to see.

This boy, once a starving orphan, has for some years been a royal prince, at
home in the king’s palace. But something wonderful has happened, something
far greater than the magnificent food, gardens, libraries, music, and
wonders of the palace. The boy is finally able to SEE the face of the
father he adores.

He loves his father because his father loved him. THE LOVE IN THE SON’S
HEART IS THE THUNDER PRODUCED BY THE LIGHTNING OF HIS FATHER’S LOVE!

The father’s rescue of the starving child is like our conversion. We come
to know God’s love and enjoy his indwelling presence, but still we cannot
fully see. The day is coming when we will live in a glorious world where
all will be beautiful beyond our imagination, with feasts, gardens, fruit
trees, rivers and mountains, music and art, and perhaps libraries, games,
and dramas.

But all these magnificent wonders will be secondary, mere tributes to the
King. For by far our greatest thrill will be when, with resurrected eyes,
we see for the first time the face of the God who loved us so much as to
pour out his life for us.

John Donne put it beautifully: “I shall rise from the dead. I shall see the
Son of God, the Sun of Glory, and shine myself as that Sun shines. I shall
be united to the Ancient of Days, to God Himself, who had no morning, never
began. No man ever saw God and lived. And yet, I shall not live till I see
God; and when I have seen Him, I shall never die!”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/28/10 Grif.Net – Botany

“What kind of flower is that?” a fellow asked his neighbor who was tending
his garden.

“Why this is a chrysanthemum,” the neighbor answered.

“Sure looks like a rose to me”

“No, it’s a chrysanthemum.”

“OK. Spell it!” the fellow challenged.

“Khry . . Kris . . Cris . . Crys . . Goodness, you’re right. It IS a
rose!”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/27/10 Grif.Net – Balanced Diet

When checking out colleges, I was impressed with one school whose cafeteria
staff told a group of us parents that we had nothing to worry about; they
only served balanced meals.

My wife asked, “Balanced, like between meat, vegetables and fruit?”

The answer came back, “Not quite. By ‘balanced’ we mean that students who
dine here over four years in college have a 50/50 chance of surviving.”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/26/10 Grif.Net – Graduation Chants

At a recent graduation ceremony at Virginia Tech, the students gathered in
the football stadium. The joy and exuberance of the day led to some
good-natured chants

En masse, the engineering students stood and shouted, “We’ve got jobs! We’ve
got jobs!”

From the other side of the field, the business school graduates answered,
“Working for us! Working for us!”

~~
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S QUIZ:
A colony of beavers
A herd of buffalo
A brood or peep of chickens
A clutch or chattering of chicks
A murder of crows
A swarm of flies
A band of gorillas
A plague of locusts
A brood of hens
A pride of lions
A flock of swifts
A flight of swallows
A school, gam or pod of whales
A crash or herd of rhinos
A nest of vipers
A rhumba of rattlesnakes
A litter of pigs
A parliament of owls
A gang of elks
A charm of goldfinches
A leash of greyhounds
A kindle or litter of kittens
An ascension or exultation of larks
A stud of mares
A richness of martens

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/25/10 Grif.Net – Joining the Church

Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with
their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and
went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and
ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of
water.

She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before
he joined my church.”

[thanks to LF for the cute story]

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/24/10 Grif.Net – Newlywed Diary

MONDAY –
It’s fun to cook for Wes. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to
loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY –
Wes wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Wes brought a friend home for
supper

WEDNESDAY –
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice.
It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved
the rice any.

THURSDAY -
Today Wes asked for salad again; I tried a new recipe.
It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving.
Wes asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY -
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY -
Wes did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday.
I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Wes keeps counting
to ten.

SUNDAY -
Wes’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was
hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set
the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY -.
This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Wes.
If I can talk Wes into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him
with a chocolate moose.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/22/10 Weekend Grif.Net – Handwriting on The Wall

[Author Unknown ]

A weary mother returned from the store, lugging groceries through the
kitchen door.
Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son, anxious to relate what his
younger brother had done.

‘While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, T.J. took his crayons and
wrote on the wall
It’s on the new paper you just hung in the den. I told him you’d be mad at
having to do it again.’

She let out a moan and furrowed her brow, ‘Where is your little brother
right now?’
She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride she marched to his closet
where he had gone to hide.

She called his full name as she entered his room. He trembled with fear–he
knew that meant doom
For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved about the expensive wallpaper
and how she had saved.

Lamenting all the work it would take to repair, she condemned his actions
and total lack of care.
The more she scolded, the madder she got, then stomped from his room,
totally distraught

She headed for the den to confirm her fears when she saw the wall, her eyes
flooded with tears.
The message she read pierced her soul with a dart. It said, ‘I love Mommy’,
surrounded by a heart.

Well, the wallpaper remained, just as she found it, with an empty picture
frame hung to surround it.
A reminder to her, and indeed to all: ‘Take time to read the handwriting on
the wall.’

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/21/10 Grif.Net – Collective Nouns

Collective Nouns are used to describe a number of a particular bird or
animals in a group. Example: A ____ of whales = POD

Mike was intrigued with last week’s quiz on the names of the “young” of
various animals and birds. So he helped compile this list. Now it’s your
turn. (Anyone with good ideas for a grif.net is welcome to send them to me.
Sometimes I’m getting slivers under the fingernails scraping the bottom of
the barrel).

A ______ of beavers
A ______ of buffalo
A ______ or ______ of chickens
A ______ or ______ of chicks
A ______ of crows
A ______ of flies
A ______ of gorillas
A ______ of locusts
A ______ of hens
A ______ of lions
A ______ of swifts
A ______ of swallows
A ______, ______ or ______ of whales
A ______ or ______ of rhinos
A ______ of vipers
A ______ of rattlesnakes
A ______ of pigs
A ______ of owls
A ______ of elks
A ______ of goldfinches
A ______ of greyhounds
A ______ or litter of kittens
An ______ or ______ of larks
A ______ of mares
A ______ of martens

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/20/10 Grif.Net – Questionable Résumé

We hired a young man to do some work in the office. I asked for a brief bit
of history about him, his training, his family, etc. He said that his
mother was in iron and father in steel, and that he had learned his
financial skills in Yale. Sounded great!

Later we found this was not truly accurate: his mother washed and ironed
clothes and his dad stole. When he gave his name, however, it should have
been a giveaway about his education – in a strong Scandinavian accent he
called himself Yonny Yohnson.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/19/10 Grif.Net – Brain Teasers

Making some of you ‘think’ is not an easy task on a springtime Wednesday, so
today I am sharing some fun-for-the-whole-family BRAIN TEASERS. Some are
easy, some aren’t. NO answers forth-coming . . . you’re on your own!

(1) How can you use the letters in ‘NEW DOOR’ to make one word?

(2) A hunter pitched her tent and then hiked straight south for five miles;
she then turned and hiked five miles due east. Finally she turned again and
hiked five miles straight north where she saw a bear ripping apart her tent.
What color was the bear?

(3) What is the tallest mountain in the world?

(4) What letter is next in this sequence? M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O, __

(5) “That attorney is my brother”, testified the accountant. But the
attorney testified, “I don’t have a brother.” Who is lying?

(6) Why is George Washington’s official birthday celebration held on
February 22 when he was actually born on February 11?

(7) On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6
cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3
mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all
are going to the fair?

(8) What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it
more than a few minutes?

(9) What letter is next in this sequence? O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, __

(10) Johnny’s mother had four children. The first was named “April”, the
second was “May”, and the third was “June”. What was the name of her fourth
child?

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/18/10 Grif.Net – Safest Place to be in 2010

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all
fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur
to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents
involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. So above all
else, avoid hospitals.

But, you will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in
worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous
physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given
point in time is at a church! And Bible study is safe too. The percentage of
deaths during Bible study is even less.

So, attend a church and read your Bible. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

~~
ANSWERS to Friday’s Quiz
Antelope – calf
Bear – cub
Beaver – kit
Birds – fledgling, nestling
Cat – kitten
Codfish – codling, sprat
Deer – fawn
Dog – pup (puppy)
Duck – duckling
Eagle – eaglet
Eel – elver
Elephant – calf
Elephant seal – weaner
Fish – fry
Fowl – chick
Fox – pup
Frog – polliwog, tadpole
Goat – kid
Goose – gosling
Grouse – cheeper
Guinea fowl – keet
Hawk – eyas
Hen – pullet
Horse – foal, yearling, or colt (male), filly (female)
Kangaroo – joey
Lion – cub
Owl – owlet
Pig – piglet, shoat, farrow, suckling
Pigeon – squab, squeaker
Rabbit – bunny, kit
Rat – pup
Rooster – cockerel
Salmon – parr, smolt, grilse
Seal – pup
Shark – cub
Sheep – lamb,
Swan – cygnet
Tiger – cub, whelp
Turkey – poult
Whale – calf
Zebra – foal

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

05/17/10 Grif.Net – Some More Universal Laws

The Law of Diminishing Communication:
The distance between you and the nearest emergency telephone, is in inverse
proportion to the nature of your emergency. Mechanical breakdown is nothing
compared to a medical emergency.

The Law of Mechanical Repair:
When working under your car, in your garage, after your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you’ll have the sudden
demanding urge to go to the bathroom.

The Law of Gravity:
Regardless of the location, any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, pencil, pen, or
eraser, gumdrop, M&M, or Skittle, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner possible.

The Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched by someone else is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your act. Should it be particularly embarrassing as well,
the number of witnesses to your action will increase proportionately.

The Law of Random Numbers:
If you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal. Someone
always answers the phone. If it is a Tuesday, they will speak a language
unknown to you, and will ask you questions in their native tongue.

The Variation Law:
When standing in line at the check out stand, or driving in your car, if you
change lines, or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster
than the one you are in now. (Yes, it works every time).

And my favorite:

The Law of the Bath:
When the bath tub is full, the water is just the right temperature, and your
body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”