10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you’ll turn into a
prince.
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You’re above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. ‘Pond Scum’ is a term of endearment.
5. You can eat almost anything that bothers you.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Jerry Springer.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. It sure beats being a newt.
1. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
